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Yes, you can take it with you

Commentary by Chris Clegg

For the longest time, people tried to find the hidden tomb of King Tut. When it was discovered, everyone knew what glorious treasures lay hidden. When it was found, it was like hitting the lottery. Thousand of items were in his tomb including a solid gold portrait mask which covered the head of his mummy, hundreds of gold figurines, 15 gold and jeweled rings, vases, robes, sandals and other treasures. And, if you can believe it, a forked stick for catching snakes! We’ve all heard the saying, “You can’t take it with you!” It’s in reference, of course, to the fact you may as well spend what money you have because you can’t spend it six feet underground. Let’s play pretend. If you could take one item with you, what would they be? It would be an extremely difficult decision for me but not for some famous people in history. We all know famous people tend to be a bit eccentric. Sir Walter Raleigh loved smoking so much he was buried with his favourite pipe and a tin of tobacco. “I wish every smoker in the kingdom to be invited to my funeral,” he wrote. “Every smoker who takes advantage of the invitation shall receive as a present 10 pounds of tobacco and two pipes.” His request was followed to the letter. There’s an advertisement for the tobacco companies! It will surprise no one that “Wild Bill” Hickok was buried with his trusty Sharps rifle. Reuben John Smith of Buffalo, N.Y was buried sitting up right in his favourite recliner and checkerboard. Obviously, he was the inspiration for Archie Bunker. Rudolph Valentino was buried with a slave bracelet given to him by his wife. He was making a statement. The press snickered any man would consider wearing such an item. “In time, other men will be wearing such bracelets and no one will laugh,” predicted Valentino. Turned out he was right! Actor Bela Lugosi was buried in his dracula cape - a favourite role in his films while actor Humphrey Bogart chose his favourite small gold whistle to be placed with his ashes in an urn. Sandra West was buried in her lace nightgown and placed in the seat of her Ferrari. Two truckloads of cement were poured over the grave to hinder potential vandals. And Harry Flamburis loved his motorcycle so much he took it with him. Most people take photographs of their loved ones with them. Some cultures believe in life after death similar to King Tut so they take riches and food with them to get a good start in their next life. Choosing items to take with you is a very person thing. In Tut’s case, it’s clearly preparation for days to come. For most, however, it’s clearly all about reaching a comfort zone. Raleigh wanted his tobacco, Hickok his rifle and Smith his checkerboard. Valentino was smart is making a statement which lived long after his death. He was obviously dedicated and loved his wife very much. What item would you take with you? I’m sure most would take their Bible. I imagine some cemeteries have restrictions on what you can take with you if the items are too large. After all, we can’t bury Farmer Brown in his favourite John Deere, can we? So, people, what would it be? I admit I have no idea. But I do know this. To a small extent, you can take it with you.


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